Diary of a Nedman-Ned creates a diary but Newton thinks it's boring! So, when Ned goes to the farm, Newton tries to make the trip more exciting! Last Fraction Hero- Ned starts doing fractions at school-and he doesn't know anything about them! That means Newton has to tutor him-but he ends up cutting himself in half!

Xylophone Camp- Ned joins Xylophone Camp but it's not all it seems. It turns out to be a club for kids to join when the others are full. Now Ned has to make people want to play the xylophone. The Friendly Triangle- The title says it all- it includes a parody of the Bermuda Triangle! Ned has to do a school project and he wants to do it on the triangle where stuff has been disapearing. Can he solve the mystery?

Nedding Bells are ringing: Newton thinks that Ned and Linda are getting married. Newt's Ned: After getting struck by lightning, Newton and Ned switch bodies.

312 angry women- Ned ends up taking both Linda and a foreign student to the aquarium so, to fix the problem, Newton sets him up with every girl in school! Toys will be Toys- There's a new Furby-esque toy called Playbee and Ned buys one. But there's one problem- the toys are really evil trolls trying to conquer the world!

38A. THE TOOTH IS OUT THERE Protecting his owner from burglars, Newton unwittingly attacks the Tooth Fairy, who puts a curse on Ned that makes his front teeth grow to the size of playing cards. 38B. REMOTE POSSIBILITY Ned receives help on a rigged scavenger hunt from Newton... and from a magical remote that doesn't work on televisions but does seem to work on everything else.

39A. REGATTADÄMERANG When Ned and Newton accidentally bankrupt Friendly Falls, everyone he knows has to take a demeaning second job in neighbouring Carty Garbageton to pay the town's bills. 39B. ALL'S WELL THAT HENS WELL Ned's classmates watch in stunned horror as he shows the film he made for Health class with (unfortunately) Newton's help.